PROCRASTINATION
INSULT TIMER

STOP PROCRASTINATING. GET ROASTED. GET STUFF DONE.

THE TIMER THAT DOESN'T LET YOU QUIT

Every 20 seconds, you get a fresh insult. No motivation. No gentle nudges. Just brutal honesty to keep you working.

Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Start working. Simple.

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FEATURES

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POMODORO MODE

25 min focus, 5 min break. Repeat. Get roasted during both.

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CUSTOM TIMERS

1-60 minutes. Pick your torture duration.

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ROAST PACKS

Random, Sassy, Dark. 600+ unique insults to keep you humble.

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UNLIMITED SESSIONS

Premium: no daily limits. Work until you drop.

PRICING

FREE

For casual procrastinators

  • → 5 & 10 min timers
  • → Random pack only
  • → 1 session per day
$0
BEST VALUE

YEARLY

For serious workers

  • → Everything in Premium
  • → Save 60% vs weekly
  • → One year access
$19.99/year

LIFETIME

One payment, forever

  • → All premium features
  • → Lifetime access
  • → No recurring charges
$29.99 once

All premium plans include: Pomodoro Mode, Custom Timers, All Roast Packs, Unlimited Sessions